{"id":330,"date":"2020-12-17T21:48:32","date_gmt":"2020-12-17T20:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/?p=330"},"modified":"2020-12-17T21:59:41","modified_gmt":"2020-12-17T20:59:41","slug":"impasse-paire-et-manque","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/index.php\/2020\/12\/17\/impasse-paire-et-manque\/","title":{"rendered":"Impasse, paire et manque"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Il m&rsquo;a fallu attendre patiemment que le livreur de 8h-18h daigne passer vers 12h pour pouvoir enfin sortir. \u00c9videmment, j&rsquo;ai rat\u00e9 mes deux compagnons qui eux sont sortis le matin. Enfin tant pis, ce ne sera que partie remise pour 2021 ! Et me voil\u00e0 donc encore plein de courage en d\u00e9but d&rsquo;apr\u00e8s-midi, je chausse donc mes godillots, enfile mon cuissard, mets mon casque et hop sur les chemins. Enfin, pas que. L&rsquo;envie m&rsquo;\u00e9tant revenue de rechercher de nouveaux itin\u00e9raires et malgr\u00e9 toutes ces ann\u00e9es pass\u00e9es \u00e0 serpenter un peu partout, je me disais qu&rsquo;il doit bien y en avoir encore \u00e0 pratiquer.  Alors, j&rsquo;ai pris la direction du Marais en passant par la B\u00e2te pour couper sur Angervilliers via la Tuilerie avec l&rsquo;espoir d&rsquo;aller voir les \u00e9tangs de Botteaux. Premier \u00e9chec, premi\u00e8re impasse, l&rsquo;entr\u00e9e est bloqu\u00e9e puisqu&rsquo;il s&rsquo;agit d&rsquo;une zone de p\u00eache r\u00e9serv\u00e9e. Je tente donc d&rsquo;en faire le tour en esp\u00e9rant pouvoir en atteindre au moins un mais toutes les tentatives sont des \u00e9checs, impasse ! J&rsquo;arrive tout de m\u00eame \u00e0 atteindre la station d&rsquo;\u00e9puration et l&rsquo;\u00e9tang Neuf, lequel est surtout d\u00e9gueulasse avec quelques carcasses d\u00e9passant de l&rsquo;eau malgr\u00e9 tout limpide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4158_r-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"332\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4158_r.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/?attachment_id=332\" class=\"wp-image-332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4158_r-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4158_r-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4158_r-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4158_r-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4158_r-80x60.jpg 80w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4158_r-640x480.jpg 640w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4158_r-110x83.jpg 110w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4158_r.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4159_r-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"333\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4159_r.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/?attachment_id=333\" class=\"wp-image-333 is-layout-flex\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4159_r-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4159_r-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4159_r-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4159_r-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4159_r-80x60.jpg 80w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4159_r-640x480.jpg 640w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4159_r-110x83.jpg 110w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4159_r.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Je tente d&rsquo;atteindre les Bruy\u00e8res bien que la carte m&rsquo;indique qu&rsquo;il y a des barri\u00e8res pr\u00e9sentes; mais j&rsquo;ai l&rsquo;espoir de pouvoir les franchir. Impasse ! La propri\u00e9t\u00e9 est cl\u00f4tur\u00e9e. Il me faut alors faire un petit d\u00e9tour par la route.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ensuite je me laisse guider par le GR 11 pour passer \u00e0 la Fontaine aux Cossons et remonter vers l&rsquo;A10 pour passer de l&rsquo;autre c\u00f4t\u00e9 et tourner dans les bois de Forges-les-Bains. Un petit bout de tron\u00e7on de GR 11 encore, et hop je bifurque pour redescendre sur le Bois d&rsquo;Ardeau par le chemin creux. J&rsquo;ai alors commis une petite faute de guidage qui m&rsquo;a conduit le long de l&rsquo;A10 plut\u00f4t que dans le Bois d&rsquo;Ardeau. C&rsquo;est pas grave ! Allez coco, file donc sur Bajolet et prends \u00e0 rebours l&rsquo;\u00c9tang Baleine, tu vas te faire plaisir sur la portion nord du bois d&rsquo;Angervilliers&#8230; Puisque l&rsquo;hiver approche et que les bois sont d\u00e9garnis, voil\u00e0 que je tombe sur la nourrice de la Baleine ! C&rsquo;est un peu \u00e0 sec mais assez joli et color\u00e9. Il y a m\u00eame quelques petites \u00eeles :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-3\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4161_r-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"336\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4161_r.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/?attachment_id=336\" class=\"wp-image-336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4161_r-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4161_r-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4161_r-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4161_r-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4161_r-80x60.jpg 80w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4161_r-640x480.jpg 640w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4161_r-110x83.jpg 110w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4161_r.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4162_r-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"337\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4162_r.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/?attachment_id=337\" class=\"wp-image-337 is-layout-flex\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4162_r-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4162_r-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4162_r-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4162_r-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4162_r-80x60.jpg 80w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4162_r-640x480.jpg 640w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4162_r-110x83.jpg 110w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4162_r.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u00efe ! \u00ab Chasse en cours, Danger \u00bb. Impasse ! \u00c7a tire, je me tire. Je prends donc la partie sud des bois, l\u00e0 au moins je passe tranquille :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-5\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4164_r-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"339\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4164_r.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/?attachment_id=339\" class=\"wp-image-339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4164_r-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4164_r-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4164_r-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4164_r-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4164_r-80x60.jpg 80w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4164_r-640x480.jpg 640w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4164_r-110x83.jpg 110w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4164_r.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4166_r-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"340\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4166_r.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/?attachment_id=340\" class=\"wp-image-340 is-layout-flex\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4166_r-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4166_r-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4166_r-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4166_r-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4166_r-80x60.jpg 80w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4166_r-640x480.jpg 640w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4166_r-110x83.jpg 110w, https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_4166_r.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Comme mes jambes commencent \u00e0 tirer pas mal (je saurais pourquoi \u00e0 l&rsquo;arriv\u00e9e), je d\u00e9cide de rentrer simplement comme je suis venu ou \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s : les Morigons, la B\u00e2te puis une variante pour \u00e9viter la copie retour de l&rsquo;aller. La mont\u00e9e des Grands Chaillots me fait venir quelques crampes (je manque d&rsquo;entra\u00eenement ou quoi ?). J&rsquo;arrive encore \u00e0 faire deux ou trois sauts sur le bike park de Rocherfort-en-Yvelines et je rentre par la voie verte sans m\u00eame tenter les singles, direct !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un bon tour. En stoppant le traceur GPS, je constate que je viens de faire 40km en 2h30 ! 16km\/h de moyenne ! Je comprends mieux pourquoi les cuisses se sont plaintes. Le d\u00e9nivel\u00e9 n&rsquo;est pas des plus fous, mais la boue aidant, j&rsquo;ai bien bien tir\u00e9 sur les cuisses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et pour finir, me voil\u00e0 enfin content de moi, j&rsquo;en avais oubli\u00e9 la sensation depuis plusieurs mois. Ce n&rsquo;est pas d\u00e9sagr\u00e9able. Un petit signe du destin ? Il faut dire que je l&rsquo;ai un peu provoqu\u00e9 en d\u00e9cidant de nourrir \u00e0 nouveau mon coiffeur (il s&rsquo;est fait plaisir le con!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>40\/420<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il m&rsquo;a fallu attendre patiemment que le livreur de 8h-18h daigne passer vers 12h pour pouvoir enfin sortir. \u00c9videmment, j&rsquo;ai rat\u00e9 mes deux compagnons qui eux sont sortis le matin. &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":333,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"author_meta":{"display_name":"Pale 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