{"id":228,"date":"2020-12-03T13:52:01","date_gmt":"2020-12-03T12:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/?p=228"},"modified":"2020-12-03T13:55:36","modified_gmt":"2020-12-03T12:55:36","slug":"4-3-2-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pale-rider.fr\/index.php\/2020\/12\/03\/4-3-2-1\/","title":{"rendered":"4, 3, 2, 1&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Mais quel bonheur de se sentir enfin quasiment libre de circuler et de profiter de la g\u00e9n\u00e9reuse nature qui m&rsquo;entoure. On nous accorde enfin une cellule plus grande dans laquelle nous pouvons agir; il \u00e9tait temps. Cela pesait par trop sur le moral; qui du coup s&rsquo;en trouve nettement am\u00e9lior\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Malgr\u00e9 le temps mena\u00e7ant, deux amis ont accept\u00e9 de m&rsquo;accompagner ce matin. Un r\u00e9gal, m\u00eame si la condition physique n&rsquo;est pas au top; peut-\u00eatre faudra t-il arr\u00eater les clopes au plus vite (c&rsquo;est en cours).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le bilan c&rsquo;est :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>4 biches<\/strong> d\u00e9rang\u00e9es qui nous ont montr\u00e9 leur petit cul blanc en sautant par devant nos v\u00e9los vers le \u00abcoin du bois\u00bb. Comme toujours : sublime. La rencontre avec la nature est un immense plaisir.<\/li><li><strong>3 riders<\/strong> : \u00ab the force \u00bb, \u00ab the power \u00bb et \u00ab the rider \u00bb. Assez en forme tous, m\u00eame si bien entendu \u00abthe power\u00bb ne l\u00e2chait pas tous les chevaux ! Heureusement, car sinon il nous met une foutue p\u00e2t\u00e9 ce fougueux jeune homme.<\/li><li><strong>2 roues<\/strong>. Et oui, les b\u00e9canes sont de sortie et \u00e7a roule pas trop mal. M\u00eame si je n&rsquo;ai toujours pas r\u00e9gl\u00e9 mon probl\u00e8me d&rsquo;\u00e9quilibre. \u00c7a ressemble fort \u00e0 un probl\u00e8me gyroscopique. Va falloir d\u00e9monter la roue et remonter le pneu pour regarder ce qui se passe l\u00e0-dedans.<\/li><li><strong>1 li\u00e8vre<\/strong> emb\u00eat\u00e9. De bonne taille le gaillard ! De quelques bons impressionnants (comme sa taille), il nous a gratifi\u00e9 d&rsquo;un petit spectacle de sauts bien ma\u00eetris\u00e9s et tr\u00e8s \u00e9l\u00e9gants.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9videmment, votre serviteur a fait le malin. En tentant de franchir un foss\u00e9, il s&rsquo;est retrouv\u00e9 les 4 fers en l&rsquo;air. Le v\u00e9lo est rest\u00e9 bloqu\u00e9 dans le foss\u00e9, le cycliste a bascul\u00e9 en avant et la face a tap\u00e9 l&rsquo;autre versant du foss\u00e9. R\u00e9sultat : une belle l\u00e8vre bien enfl\u00e9e qui ferait envie aux s\u0153urs Karda-chiantes et me fait la t\u00eate de Rocky Balboa apr\u00e8s un combat. Il me reste aussi une petite dysfonction au niveau de la m\u00e2choire qui a d\u00fb bouger un poil, mais j&rsquo;arrive \u00e0 me nourrir ! Donc je mourrais peut-\u00eatre de la gangr\u00e8ne mais pas de faim. 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